Justice Bicycle//Helvetica Sucks

Fun with Cleverbot pt TWO

2010-12-10T22:05:00.000-07:00

Pretty sure this will NEVER get old. EVER.

MOTIVATIONAL POSTER TUESDAY

2010-11-02T12:32:00.001-06:00

At least we're honest about the date. 2011 Justice Bicycle Nothing Is Sacred Calendars will be available soon via Etsy. CHEAP AND QUALITY MY FRIENDS!

Motivational Poster Thursday

2010-10-07T14:09:00.001-06:00

For you, every week, something you can print off and make yourself pretty with.

2010-09-01T21:01:00.002-06:00

DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY

Cherchez l'homme

2010-08-09T21:40:00.001-06:00

Hey Kiddies, look out for our zines in an upcoming show in Istanbul. Manzara Perspectives (pretend you understand what the website says, rube)

you wish it was you. there, there.

Take Over

2010-06-25T21:53:00.001-06:00

Vintage filters, we win. You can be cool if you do it too! Give me some credit, this was 4x harder to do drunk. You fuck assholes. Special thanks to our pal Greg at ulikethis.ca

Shranky Dank

2010-06-05T15:10:00.002-06:00

We got some fan mail, thanks to our friend Jessica Growling we're now sporting the most obscene cell phone charm of all time.

Send me a millions!

2010-05-13T21:23:00.001-06:00

We mailed a postcard to the bloke at sendmeamillionpostcards.com, look at it here. We like pizza, that is all.

http://www.sendmeamillionpostcards.com/index.php?page=201005130001

Presenting fun with clever bot

2010-05-13T21:19:00.002-06:00

A new segment, we really love cleverbot.com

sorta bullshit

2010-05-03T17:21:00.002-06:00

we win at graduating. look at me now mom! LOOK AT ME!!!!

We made ourselves an award

2010-04-24T21:15:00.000-06:00

To show what an amazing artist we are, we made ourselves an award. Be jealous, this means we are the best artist in the whole school, maybe even the whole town.

BUESTED

2010-03-20T18:19:00.000-06:00

We kinda got caught sewing more big mustaches, they're going to go on trees.

HOOME

2010-03-14T11:46:00.000-06:00

Yeah we're back from Europe. Not much to report, except there is now a tall blonde Swede named Daniel living in my house. He is an IT specialist.

2010-02-20T13:04:00.003-07:00

Zines zines zines

2010-02-13T23:03:00.001-07:00

For all you (un)cool kids who are missing out on finding paper editions of our zine:

THE ZINE LIBRARY!!

THERE YOU CAN FIND OUR ZINES AS FAR AS WE HAVE SCANNED THEM, BUT THEY'RE PROBABLY LIKE NOT AS GOOD ONLINE AS IN HARD COPY. MAYBE YOU CAN TRADE WITH SOMEONE BECAUSE THEY WILL GET MAD YOU DIDN'T BRING CASH TO BUY THEIR THINGS.

ALSO HERE IS A NICE PICTURE:

Portraits of Invisibles

2010-02-09T20:59:00.000-07:00

Here was our latest show! You already missed it looser.

ANEW

2010-02-01T00:34:00.002-07:00

New playlist. It's called FORG because it's made by special request for Greg and his sharpie mustache.
Sweet sweet lo-fi (mostly I get it okay)...

Joy Division. She's lost control.
Postcards. I died.
Tonstartssbandt. Black Country.
Intelligence. Warm Transfers.
Brazilian Money. We could just stay (in the dead of night).
Nobunny. It's true.
Little Girls. Heinz (artery cover).
Makeout Videotape. Heat wave.
Women. Black rice.
King Tuff. Just strut.
Sunset Rubdown. Stadiums and shrines II.
Local Natives. Wide eyes.
Marching Band. Travel in time.
Bon Iver. Flume.
Clues. Elope.
Brasstronaut. Old world lies.

DOWNLOAD IS HERE HERE HERE! YAY!

Bathroom Excitement!

2010-01-18T16:50:00.000-07:00

I like this bathroom.

You expect us to pay for this shit?

2010-01-05T23:26:00.000-07:00

I feel sorry for whoever is getting this mail art from us.

WALLOW

2009-12-26T11:44:00.000-07:00

So we went to Market Collective, totally don't know what this is supposed to mean though, some asshole tagged our name. WUZZ HURRR YO! That's the CALGARY IS AWESOME wall, they talk about rappers sometimes.

Yeah we like music

2009-12-11T23:25:00.004-07:00

What's your excuse?
We call this one "Lou Gets Loose 2037 in Music"
Special cover for you

1. The Bayonets. Buslink.
2. The New Danger Kids. I’m A Thief
3. Pixies. Gigantic.
4. Electrelane. Atoms Tomb.
5. The Cave Weddings. Bring Your Love.
6. Younger Lovers. Can I Come Over.
7. Makeout Videotape. Slush Puppy Love.
8. Puberty. Common Sense.
9. The Wicked Awesomes! Time Shit and Crystal Snot
10. Endangered Ape. Ghost Countdown.
11. Sharp Ends. Northern Front.
12. Crocodiles. Summer of Hate
13. Echo & The Bunnymen. The Killing Moon.

Get it here

Almost all Canadian, all amazing amazing amazing.
May be the start of a great thing.

2009-11-29T22:13:00.002-07:00

Let's go crazy.

You've seen the giant baby...

2009-11-21T22:35:00.002-07:00

NOW GO SEE THE GIANT MUSTACHE EPCORE CENTER +15 MNG WINDOW SPACE #YYC!!!!

male grooming in the march of progress

2009-11-16T22:53:00.002-07:00

Watch for it- Epcor Center, 2nd level, MNG space Nov. 22, 2009.

2009-11-07T15:32:00.001-07:00

John Berger Love

2009-11-04T19:28:00.001-07:00

SFMOMA, nice book.

2009-11-04T19:16:00.000-07:00

Lunar landing.

ओके cool

2009-10-01T21:51:00.004-06:00

what happened there, here's the new zine but here's the catch, they'll be mighty rare unless you live in Gotenburg Sweden or San Francisco USA... anyone taking a trip?

WHOA

2009-08-15T15:54:00.002-06:00

The newest JB zine is done and ready for print, sorry for the extended wait!

HEIL SATAN! (you'll see)

2009-06-24T15:18:00.007-06:00

Hey we got our first zine up and running, we'll be leaving it at the best shows here for sled island as a super awesome surprise! Keep your eyes open! You can also get one on our Etsy incase you can't find one.

2009-06-14T22:07:00.003-06:00

The mother was upset. She locked the keys in the car

2009-06-14T22:06:00.002-06:00

This means war

2009-06-14T22:04:00.002-06:00

Scum of the earth

2009-06-14T22:03:00.001-06:00

Food endorsed people watching

2009-06-14T21:53:00.002-06:00

Mushroom Revelations

2009-05-04T20:43:00.001-06:00

She's a little dry

2009-05-04T20:38:00.002-06:00

But officer, I barely tapped your car...

2009-05-04T20:37:00.001-06:00

Emily Carr: penetrated

2009-05-04T20:35:00.003-06:00

I have a fetish too

2009-05-04T20:20:00.002-06:00

So jealous of this bike

2009-05-02T20:55:00.001-06:00

That's a high powered rifle, what do you think you're doing??

2009-05-02T20:49:00.003-06:00

Have you seen my knob?

2009-05-02T20:47:00.002-06:00

Theres nothing in this door worth stealing either

2009-05-02T20:33:00.004-06:00

Did he fire six shots or only five...

2009-05-01T09:05:00.001-06:00

Justice Bicycle is off to the big V(not that). Keep your eyes open Van!

2009-04-27T00:23:00.001-06:00

Neville would be proud

2009-04-27T00:19:00.001-06:00

Colorful party hats with furries to boot

2009-04-27T00:17:00.001-06:00

Remember Sinbad?

2009-04-26T11:21:00.000-06:00

After a "short" break we're off to infiltrate the CCE. Happy huntings yallllllllllll.

2009-03-02T10:43:00.002-07:00

Come share a strawberry tartlet.

2009-03-02T10:42:00.002-07:00

How to hug a polaroid.

2009-03-02T10:40:00.001-07:00

Still pretending its Februrary.

2009-03-02T10:39:00.001-07:00

Soul Destroyer

2009-02-21T01:39:00.003-07:00

She always had a passion for disruption. It was only a matter of time before she had to shave her mustache.

2009-02-21T01:36:00.004-07:00

A good cat is the best solution.

2009-02-21T01:36:00.003-07:00

The boomer has a freak wireless silence.

2009-02-21T01:34:00.001-07:00

Two for the price of two.

2009-02-08T22:23:00.001-07:00

Underwater fascist bicycle.

2009-02-08T22:22:00.002-07:00

Mel Gibsons left eyebrow.

2009-02-07T02:22:00.003-07:00

In the event of earthquake, run for exit.

2009-02-07T02:17:00.005-07:00

I am the aids vampire of tehran. I drive a bicycle. I am dead.